The International Cessna 170 Association

Years ago, I saw a guy at Oshkosh who had a contemporary blood chit with an American flag sewn on his jacket which went something like the following:

I am an American airman. I mean no harm to your citizens. My plane has been disabled. Please shelter me from the FAA and provide me with 80/87 so I can return home.

Does anyone remember this or suggest an better message for this year?

THIs is a 170 Assoc’n Member
If found Unconscious, please
hide from Spouse, Pay the
Bar InDebtedness, and
Revive with a Promise
of Cheap Annuals.